Argument the 4th

Here's another one for the fundies to chew on: stink. Yes that's right stink. How come after I play football with my friends I stink? I can understand how perspiration helps us function and cools us down but why does it have to stink so much? I put on my mens power stick to avoid having to take a 2nd shower but the power stick only mingles with my stink causing a sort of ocean fresh B.O. If a good God existed he would have made us so that we don't stink when we sweat, we could just wipe the sweat off with a squegy and change and that would be the end of it. If a good God existed then why do we stink so bad?

Here's another one for the fundies: cold. Why is there a season in which we have to put up with cold for months on end? Wouldn't it be so much nicer if all of the planet was like Hawaii all year round? Of course it would! And if a good God existed life would be a permenant vacation and we would never get cold.

Proofs for the non existance of God #3

I recently decided that in the spirit of fall football season to take up playing some football with the locals at the park. As I began to run to try to get open I found that I was completly exhausted after about 7 plays. Much to my dismay I found my body to be wretchedly out of shape from years of complete lethargy and Ben and Jerry's ice cream. This caused me much shame as I attempted to outrun other people who were playing and I found no one throwing th ball to me because I was so slow. If a good God existed how could he let me get out of shape? Wouldn't he have made us so that we never get out of shape? If I was God I would therefore it seems reasonable to conclude that a good God doesn't exist.

So now I am faced with a dilemma I can give up my Ben and Jerry's ice cream and try to eat better or just continue to be the loser that no one wants to throw to when we play. I love Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia, if a good God existed he would let me eat all the Cherry Garcia I wanted without gaining weight.

In light of football season I like to watch the Seattle Seahawks play. Last week saturday my 64" HD TV broke down and I had to resort to watching th game on a 24 inch regular TV. If a good God existed he wouldn't let the Seahawks game get bumped to a crummy 24" tv. This stuff is just so in your face that the stupid fundies just can't handle it.

Argument 2

Another aspect the we can look at which shows that a good God doesnt exist is scenarios that end in death. For example take Sep 11th, all those people were crushed when the building fell in on them. Well buildings falling in on people wouldn't be a problem at all if we had ant-like exoskelatal bodies. As you know ants can life over 10X's their body weight. If a good God existed he would have made us with these bodies so we wouldn't get crushed all the time when buildings fall in on us. How can a good God exist when he could have made us with ant like bodies so that when buildings fell in on us we could escape?

Here's another one. People fall down off cliffs and building to their death all the time, wings would remedy that sort of calamaty from occuring. Therefore if a good God existed he would have made us with wings so we would not fall and get hurt.

This stuff is tottally self evident and all fundies can do is live in denial, but atheism frees us from that. We are now free to have bigger brains and what have you, atheism lets us see more better.

Argument Against God's Existance 1

Since this is my first post I need to announce that I was "deconverted" a few years ago from the insulting and degrading lies of Christianity. So I am very familiar with dealing with fundies. It is now my goal to "deconvert" as many as possible so that they to may know the freedom I now experience. What follows is an argument against the existance of God.

The problem of personal pain:

This is really pretty simple, there are numerous things that just simply show that God doesn't exist one of which is personal pain this is manifest in numerous ways from sickness to a hairy back. How can a good God exist when I get colds and other maladies which put me in discomfort? Either God likes to put us in pain or He does not exist.

Or more simply I love to go to the beach and have my shirt off. I also love to have women attracted to me. I am now 34 years old and over the years my back has become fairly hairy. If a good God existed then why did He let me get a hairy back? Why did He allow for me to now feel embarassed to remove my shirt in front of women? I can wax my back but that is extremely painful...it is clear that a good God does not exist from all of these proofs.

But there is more I am also losing my hair slowly but surely. With that and my hairy back women are less attracted to me. If a good God existed he wouldn't let this happen to me. Also very often when I don't wear sox my feet begin to sweat this often causes my shoes to stink. If a good God existed then why does he allow my feet to get smelly?

From these simple examples it is clear that a good God does not exist.