Proofs for the non existance of God #3
I recently decided that in the spirit of fall football season to take up playing some football with the locals at the park. As I began to run to try to get open I found that I was completly exhausted after about 7 plays. Much to my dismay I found my body to be wretchedly out of shape from years of complete lethargy and Ben and Jerry's ice cream. This caused me much shame as I attempted to outrun other people who were playing and I found no one throwing th ball to me because I was so slow. If a good God existed how could he let me get out of shape? Wouldn't he have made us so that we never get out of shape? If I was God I would therefore it seems reasonable to conclude that a good God doesn't exist.
So now I am faced with a dilemma I can give up my Ben and Jerry's ice cream and try to eat better or just continue to be the loser that no one wants to throw to when we play. I love Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia, if a good God existed he would let me eat all the Cherry Garcia I wanted without gaining weight.
In light of football season I like to watch the Seattle Seahawks play. Last week saturday my 64" HD TV broke down and I had to resort to watching th game on a 24 inch regular TV. If a good God existed he wouldn't let the Seahawks game get bumped to a crummy 24" tv. This stuff is just so in your face that the stupid fundies just can't handle it.
posted by King of all atheists @ 12:12 PM
3 Comments:
Think of it this way - a good God exists because you get to enjoy stuffing your face with Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
If God didn't exist, then there would be no delicious food.
Of course these absurd arguments are based upon an attack on Christianity that acts as though the world that currently exists is the one that God mad from the start completely ignoring the effects of the fall of man. If man is fallen then we should expect all these defects and maladies.
Anonymous you are a brain dead moron. Only us atheists are able to truly think outside of superstition and mythology. Everything you said is pure myth.
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